#Humor #Satire #WeeklyHumorist The Louisiana Department of Health has released an official statement declaring Todd Alleman, a 44 year old man wearing a “free breast exam” tee shirt, to be the state’s top women’s healthcare provider. In a recent interview, Alleman told reporters that he sees over 500 women a week, and tries to give thorough examinations to as many of them as possible. “It just goes to show that insurance and licensed providers aren’t necessarily the best or o

#Humor #NationalLampoon #WeeklyHumorist #Adult #NSFW “Oh god, you’re harder than getting out of bed in the morning.” “I need you like I probably need to make a dentist appointment.” “I’m gonna be all over you like dirty socks are all over my floor.” “I want you more than I want financial security.” “You’re so filthy you make these bedsheets I haven’t washed in two months seem clean.” “I want to ride you like like I ride the bus; sweaty and uncomfortable.” “This is hotter than

#Nudity #Redbook #PersonalEssay #Humor The summer after I was diagnosed with PTSD, it took the engagement party of one of my closest friends (and a heavy dose of guilt tripping) to get me out of my 'watch Netflix alone for days on end and maybe occasionally speak to a take-out delivery person but otherwise never speak to anyone or leave the house again' seclusion. I was struggling to trust both other people and my own judgment after multiple years of emotional abuse and sexua

#Humor #Depression #McSweeneys “A room without books is like a body without a soul my apartment.” — Marcus Tullius Cicero “Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it what happens to the characters on tv shows.” — Dennis P. Kimbro “A room without books is like a body without a soul my apartment.” — Marcus Tullius Cicero “Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it what happens to the characters on tv shows.” — Dennis P. Kimbro Read more on McSw